Any of you who've walked by an Abercrombie & Fitch store
recently in a shopping mall has been assaulted by the oppressive smell of cheap perfume
that emanates from the front door of the store.I've heard that A&F employees are instructed to spray the store with
whatever awful shit perfume it is they've been trying to peddle, which is why the
place reeks.It's one of the most
revolting stenches I've ever smelled, surpassed only by the smell of a Yankee
Candle store, with its ultra-sweet, wimpy, androgynous smell.It smells like Dr. Pepper soda, cotton candy
and metal.I don't know which A&F
fragrance produces this horrendous smell, but it fits the "not quite
masculine, not quite feminine" image they market to young people perfectly.
Playboy New York
smells like an Abercrombie & Fitch store, only sleazier, and
that's all I really need to say about this totally obnoxious, no class juice.I assume this is meant for the kind of man
who thinks Hugh Hefner is a cool guy, which would explain a lot.